How to Grow Up and Rule the World

HOW TO GROW UP AND RULE THE WORLD

By:  Scott Seegert
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FIRST SENTENCE

“Greetings, inferior one.”

SUMMARY
from back cover

Hello there, young person.  Vordak the Incomprehensible, here.  Are you tired of trying to “do the right thing” all of the time.  Have you grown weary of being a “good sport” and “playing fair” of “sharing” and “caring” and “treating others the way you want to be treated yourself?”

“Umm… I don’t know.  Maybe, I guess.”

Of course you have!  And who could blame you?  Even a person of your limited intelligence certainly must dream of bigger and better - and more evil - things.  Well, dream no longer because you now hold in your sweaty little hands a magnificent manual of Such vast villainy, such all- encompassing evil, that it will provide even a addlebrained little ingrate such as yourself  with everything you need to know to one day grow up and RULE THE WORLD!!!!

REVIEW

Let's pretend that Vordak the Incomprehensible has taken over Reading Vacation’s mind and is writing this review.

In this ingenious book, I share my superior intelligence and brilliant knowledge with you mindless and ill-equipped twits.  As a super villain, I am an expert on topics such as defeating super heroes, building “diabolically clever yet extremely slow-acting death traps”, and plotting an evil plan.  All of this is possible, my weak ones, because I will one day RULE THE WORLD! Muahahahahaha!

This remarkable book includes many high-quality drawings that even an insolent such as yourself will admire.  There are even innovative quizzes that will tell you just how EVIL you really are. 

You can count on this imaginative book to teach you to grow up and RULE THE WORLD!

RATING

**Rating by Reading Vacation (and 8-year-old brother)**

4        Plot

5        Characters

5        Attention Grabbing

2        Girlie Meter

5        Ending

21      TOTAL

5        STARS