List of Ten Tuesday!!!

It's that time again... List of Ten Tuesday time, girls and boys!  I wanted to be sure and get this posted somewhat early to remind anyone else who might like to borrow the picture and link up today - I'm hoping to see some fun lists, ya'll! 

Remember, there are NO rules to this here game.  You may write about absolutely anything you'd like in the form of a numbered list.  Can't get to it today?   Do it tomorrow - who cares?  The point of the picture above is the delicious cupcake, not the part about Tuesday.  Try to get to ten, but if you can't, no worries!  What's important is that you express yourself, exercise your creativity, and WRITE. 

Make a list of random thoughts, make a list of ten terrible excuses for missing work like my friend Bryce did, make a list composed entirely of pictures if you're not feeling particularly eloquent today, or be like me, and make a list of the

Top Ten Reasons Why I So Should Not Be Blogging Right Now

1.  I Need To Exercise.

Often times little people such as myself feel they can get away with not exercising; however, if the heart palpitations upon ascending a short flight of stairs are any indication of my actual physical fitness, I'm in trouble.  Plus, I want to look like this:

2. We have no food and I need to begin the arduous process of searching through recipes and making my grocery list. 

I try to put this off as long as humanly possible because, frankly, I have better things to do than concern myself with how I will perform my one main role as a currently non-working housewife and thus feed my hard-working husband this week. 

That is an example of sarcasm.  I really don't have better things to do.  Except write this post.  First things first, people.

3.  I need to gather acorns.

I saw these pictures at my beloved Pottery Barn, and I figured, why not create something similar with a few of the approximately 2 million acorns that are all over my back and front yards?

4.  I need to do laundry.

This one's not meant to be funny or entertaining.  It's just the honest-to-goodness truth, and also the item on this list that makes me cringe the most.  I hate doing laundry with a bloody violent passion. 

Right.

5.  I need to catch up on new real estate listings.

Ever since the blogging bug bit me, I have majorly backed off my addiction to real estate listings.  I can hardly believe this myself, but I actually have no idea which new homes are on the market in the Austin area.  That will simply not do.

6.  I need to organize my rocks.

My extensive rock collection is getting a little out of control, and I need to come up with a better orgainzation system than just shoving them in drawers and storing them in buckets in the garage. 

Stop judging me.  Rocks are cool.

7.  I need to legally change my last name.

This is the one I'm most embarrased to include, but maybe admiting to it on the world wide interwebs will help me get my rear in gear.

Yes, I have been married 8 months and still have not gone to legally change my last name.  It just doesn't seem very fun to me. 

8.  I need to clean our floors.

This is a filler item, but very true nonetheless.  Dark hardwood floors are beautiful, but are a pain in my rear. 

Don't mind the naked woman in the background.  She hangs out by the fireplace cause she's cold.

9.  I need to choose pictures for and order the coffee table book of our wedding photos that we bought and paid for a year ago.

Here's another one I'm ashamed to admit.  Not much more to be said here, except that I'm the world's worst procrastinator.

10.  I desperately need a pedicure.

I really couldn't think of a good one for number ten, so I just thought I'd be completley honest and tell it like it is.  My current pedicure has been through two trips to the ranch AND a trip to New York.  I'm not trying to be gross, I'm just sayin.  

OK, YOUR TURN!!!  Make a list, and leave your linky in the comments!!! :)